As far as excuses go

I know people have busy lives. I know that people aren't always able to keep the appointments they make for various reasons. So when a client rings me within half an hour of the time they are due at my house to say they can't keep the appointment they made but will re-schedule the meeting in a couple of days time, that's fine.

BUT.................

When the excuse given is "I've got a bit of a problem with a headless chicken", I must admit its the best excuse I've ever heard.

Especially when I have to consider that the person in question is a male witch......................................