Tuesday, 16 June 2009

The perfect orgy

He stood alone at the bar as I walked in. I saw him straight away. He may have been waiting for me, maybe.............

I went over to him, smiling, and said hello, then "Well, how did you get on at the orgy?
He grimaced and said "It was awful!"
"It was?" I wasn't expecting this response, "Why?"
"It was like being at the House of the Grotesques" he said.
"In what way?" I wanted to know, intrigued at his use of words.
"Grossly overweight people, all of them. Loads of tattoos. No teeth! Loads of swearing, Common, really......" He said in a sad sort of way.
I felt sorry for him "But you were so looking forward to it! There must have been SOME redeeming features?"
He didn't need to think about the reply "No", he said, "It was awful, I left early, and as I left, I thought to myself 'thank goodness she didn't come', it was horrible! " looking directly at me.
I looked back at him appraising and said "This is what happens in real life. We all imagine that orgies are going to be fun, full of slim, happy, appealing, co-operative, sexy people doing really erotic things to each other and to us, and the reality just doesn't live up to it". He agreed, looking a little sad.
I looked at him, and spontaneously said:
"I know, lets make up our own orgy! I don't know who you know, so think of a celebrity, who do you fancy inviting?"
He didn't need to think for more than a couple of seconds "Mmm..... not Nicole Kidman, she's too thin, er, I know, Sophia Loren! and Marilyn Monroe, Gina Lollobrigida...........
"And I bet you like Michelle Pfeiffer?" I asked
"Oh, yes!" he said, with a glint in his eye, "And............ Jane Mansfield......! He thought a bit longer as we discussed various names, adding them to the list as he found one he liked. There was a pause. "And ......who are you inviting? he said.
"Ooooh...................... Oh, Orlando Bloom, the guy who played Aragorn in 'Lord of the Rings' the young Paul Newman like he was in 'Cool hand Luke', Robbie Williams, Pierce Brosnan (sigh).............Antonio Banderas "
"I bet you like the young James Garner? And what about Hugh Grant?" he said
"No, not James Garner, but yes, Hugh Grant's ok.And I want to pick some women, too!" I said grinning "That gorgeous woman Rebecca Romijn in the film 'Femme Fatale' and Maria Bello the blonde woman who played the bar owner in the film 'Coyote Ugly' and Stephanie Beacham, and Amanda Burton............"
We warmed to our game, and thought up various celebrities as we talked, then I said "Now we need to pick a venue, where do you think?" He thought for just a moment and said "The large suite of a classy hotel" I nodded and said "Or, a flash hotel by a beach, no better than that, what about a large private country house in its own grounds?" He grinned, and obviously liked that idea! "But, who's going to pay for it all?" he wondered. " I smiled at him and said "A rich Arab sheik will pay for it all, he will sponsor the whole lot, so money is no object!"
"Ok, then" he liked that idea.
"And everyone can arrive in the afternoon before the party starts, and can relax and have a massage before it all starts, and then they can go and view all of my erotic art in a special gallery, just to get them in the mood for later on" I decided.
"And there's got to be a spa bath" he said, and I nodded and added "With a hunky well oiled guy in just a tiny black G-string pouch serving champagne just for everyone who is in the spa". He liked that idea again, and nodded.
"The staff should be scantily dressed" he said. I nodded in agreement and said "Yes, the maids in tiny French maids outfits, and the butler definitely in a smart tuxedo but...." He finished the sentence for me "With the back cut out showing off a tanned back, and taut buttocks!" I agreed, laughing, and picturing it!
"And the food should be served off a 'lady table" I said.
"What's that?" he looked intrigued.
"Its where the table IS a naked woman and the food is served on her, and you help yourself" I said to explain it to him.
"Ah, yes, and it should be served 'no hands' like they do at that restaurant in Singapore, where you sit down to eat and the food is put in your mouth by gorgeous Asian girls"
I'd never heard of that place but agreed that it was indeed the best way - "Soooooo sexy to eat like that, truly erotic! like in the film 'Nine and a half weeks' when Kim Basinger was fed that way whilst she was blind-folded.....MMMmmm................"

We looked at each other, the time had flown, and we'd designed the basics of our orgy, and hadn't even got to the sex part! And our *fantasy orgy* was FAR more sexy and erotic and appealing than the real life that he had experienced, and that's what erotica and erotic art is all about, I'm used to it, its what I do. He and I may have been creating an erotic fantasy, but it was a lot like the way I design a painting for someone. They tell me what they want, and I paint it for them. I take out the warts and unappealing parts, and make the image beautiful. That's my job........ creating beauty away from the mundane..................

So.............................what would you have in your fantasy orgy.......? :)

12 comments:

nitebyrd said...

Reality is never as good as fantasy, is it?

Real people don't really look like the ones in magazines and movies because they can't be photoshopped or airbrushed.

I wonder if he'd got to know some of the "real" people at the orgy, even with tattoos and missing teeth, would his opinion have changed? True beauty usually isn't on the outside.

Jackie Adshead said...

Nitebyrd - Nope, its not! :)

Not even celebrities look like themselves when they've been airbrushed LOL

I don't think he wanted to get to know the "real" people, as although the outside of them looked bad, I got the impression that the badness exceeded *any* true beauty beneath. I don't get the impression that he is that shallow that only "perfectly beautiful" people will surfice, I think he wanted to look for the true beauty beneath and there wasn't any!

nitebyrd said...

Ah! Well, that I can understand. Many times, no matter what, there is too much ugliness of all types to soldier on.

I'd get mostly hung-up on hygiene issues. UGH! lol Plain, beautiful or ugly as a mud fence, if you're dirty and smelly - stay away!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

The best orgies are when you're in college, er...though I wouldn't know.

Will you be going to an orgy anytime soon?

ciao honey.

Jackie Adshead said...

Nitebyrd - Yes, I totally agree with that one!

Jackie Adshead said...

Spiky - Sounds like you might just know quite a bit about that!! LOL

Well, I don't know what invites are just around the corner.....

Indigo said...

Some times 'Fantasies' are best left in the mind. But I'd have Amanda Burton in my bed any day or night, I think she's one gorgeous sexy woman. I'd also have spiky, that's if she'd come to England, I'd deliver her to this amazing orgy on the back of my big black throbbing motorbike, dressed from head to foot in shiny black leather, just oozing sex appeal.We'd have so much fun. As for nitebyrds comment... true beauty usually isn't on the outside, you have to look a lot deeper, we all have feelings. We all long to be loved.

Jackie Adshead said...

Indigo - Yes, I think so too, you get exactly what you want when its in your own head.

Thats true too about whats inside us all and longing to be loved.

xanthropy said...

Hi Everyone,

Very pleased to see that the 'perfect orgy' has evoked a few comments. I agree, it is better to see the beauty inside, but, sometimes, the outside view and demeanour are so grotesque or bizarre it just isn't worth trying. Besides which, generally, you don't go to an orgy with strangers to see their inner beauty!!! I mean, I photshopped and airbrushed myself before I went, why didn't anybody else?!!? Oops. That's given it away. Yes, I admit it, I was the guy at the bar talking to Jackie. Believe me, the Fantasy Orgy is far, far better than the real thing, unless somebody out there knows differently! (names and addresses on a postcard please!!)

Jackie Adshead said...

Xanthropy - Thanks for dropping by and giving the blow by blow account (or maybe it didn't get that far! LOL) of the reality orgy that was too bizarrely awful to continue with.

Mm.... its a good point you make, that generally people don't go to an orgy to find the inner beauty of whoever else is there.

And I enjoyed designing the background to our Fantasy Orgy - it was great fun! :)

Curvaceous Dee said...

I really enjoyed reading this, Jackie - and my fantasy/celebrity orgy would be a whole lot of fun!

That said, I really enjoyed the orgy I recently planned & attended, and I think it's because I know and love every person there that it made a huge difference! There was respect, appreciation, adoration - and roaring horniness - and it all came together beautifully (as did we!).

xx Dee

Jackie Adshead said...

Curvaceous Dee - Hey, that's great to hear, thankyou!

And, I am so delighted that your real life orgy went so well for you - good friends, appreciation, respect, adoration and great sex sounds like the perfect orgy to me!!! Far better than my version! LOL